I'm sure you're all familiar with Bulwer-Lytton and the Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest. If you're not, go read about it, I'm not going to explain.
The contest: write a Bulwer-Lytton sentence about a Walker Papers character. The best (or worst) six sentences will win a signed copy of MOUNTAIN ECHOES
You may only enter once. However, you may enter *each* of the contests I'm running once. Go check out my facebook page for the haiku contest, and next week I'll post a Goodreads give-away after they've approved it.
Go forth, win! :) Contest ends Monday the 21st, evening-ish EST. Basically, when I say so. :)
THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED!