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01 May 2009 @ 09:39 am
stick this in your pipe and smoke it  

I had a dream this morning that I joined a weight loss group here in Longford. It had line dancing and Simon Cowell.

Simon judged the group. There was some guy who who wasn’t fat, and Simon told him he didn’t need to lose weight but he thought he should put on a little more muscle, after poking the guy in the belly. :) And he was horrified by the line dancing. Both by the idea and the execution, which was dreadful. (It was line dancing of the sort you’d get if a weight loss group leader suddenly said, “Hey, I know! Let’s do some line dancing! Everybody in the first row go together!” Except by the time we got to the third row people were in themed costumes. o.o They still couldn’t dance, though.)

What a bizarre dream.

(x-posted from the essential kit)
 
 
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martyn44martyn44 on May 1st, 2009 09:39 am (UTC)
Dancing to the tune of Genesis' I can't dance.

Oh, sorry, you said it was a dream rather than a nightmare.
e_cunningham on May 1st, 2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
Except by the time we got to the third row people were in themed costumes.

Okay, I'll bite. What was the theme?

:)
kitmizkit on May 1st, 2009 05:56 pm (UTC)
*laughs out loud* Uh, sort of Vegas showgirl in white things. Amongst these women was an anorexic with no bra on. I have NO IDEA what's wrong with my brain!