kit (mizkit) wrote,
kit
mizkit

early morning conversation

Kit: I had a dream that Colin Farrell was an alien.
Ted: That…explains absolutely nothing about Colin Farrell.
Kit: He was alone and desperately trying to fit in amongst his chosen people.
Ted: …the over-sexed Irish?

(x-posted from the essential kit)
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