Anybody (where 'anybody' can be one person or several) want to deal with this for me? I will provide signed editions of books, name a character after you, buy you a beer, whatever, and also love you forever!
(By the way, whitewashing this here fence is real fun!)
ETA: I think I have enough of a Team Whack-A-Mole to take care of the problem now. Thanks! :)