Breic and I had a talk the other day.
Gavin: What do you want for Christmas or your birthday?
Breic: Ummm... Something really dangerous
Gavin: Dangerous? Like what?
Breic: Well, something like the sword that goes with that pirate costume you got me. The one with the pirate hat and the pirate pants, and the pirate shirt. The sword that goes with that is really dangerous. That's what I want.
Neither Deirdre nor I have ever admitted to the existence of said costume. He must have just recognised the colour of the cloth of the costume since only a corner of one piece of cloth is visible when standing on the bed.
I shan't, however, tell the story about the peanuts. :)