AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Manuscripts turned in: HEART OF STONE, COYOTE DREAMS, THE PHOENIX LAW, HOUSE OF CARDS, THE QUEEN'S BASTARD
Manuscripts revised to editor spec: HEART OF STONE, COYOTE DREAMS, THE PHOENIX LAW
Manuscripts copyedited: COYOTE DREAMS, THE PHOENIX LAW
Manuscripts line-edited: THE PHOENIX LAW
Manuscripts due: NONE! NONE, I TELL YOU! NOTHING! Not for MONTHS and MONTHS! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Fuck it, I don't care if I don't get another 18K written this year, we're goddamned well going to *Paris*, man.